HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!

One day, Annabel was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, a picture of naked Poland appeared on the screen. Everything except for the picture disappeared off of her screen. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. The picture started to have a rape face. And suddenly it almost jumped out of the screen. Annabel covered her eyes, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. Annabel’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad (America) returned home from his job.

Copy and paste this message to 76 other plz accounts in less than 700 hours and nothing will ever happen ever.

Hi, I am Canada. Once you read this you will have to acknowledge my existence. Finish reading this until it is done!...Please? As I said, I am Canada, don't forget it. I am 145 years old. I have no friends and maple syrup all over my face. I'm not dead, I'm just over here. If you don't send this to at least 12 people, Russia will come to your house at midnight and will hide under your bed. When you're asleep, he'll wake you up and make you become one with him. Don't believe me, eh? "NO, THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

Case 1:
Romano Bastardo,

Didn't send this email to anyone because it IS complete bullshit. While he was sleeping, Spain came to his room and tried to rape him. However, Romano was smart, and had mace hidden under his pillow. Ha ha, Spain, ha ha! Do you want to end up like Spain? Then DON'T sneak into Romano's room, no matter how tempting it is.

Case 2:
Japan,

Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to be raped that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough Japan. Now, Japan is in a terrible condition due to Russia's curse. Ha ha Japan, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be cursed like Japan? DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO!

Case 3:
Lithuania,

Got this letter. "Another chain letter.." he thought. He only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when he was having a shower, he saw naked Poland in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of his life. Lithuania is scarred for life.
Reply

Mr. Williams, thanks for coming to your preformance review.
No problem, eh?
So you're in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss...er, when people remember me that is.
OK, so why don't you take us through a day in the life of "the boss"?
Well, the first thing I do is;
Talk to no one.
LIKE A BOSS.
Approve maple syrup.
LIKE A BOSS.
Left out at meetings.
LIKE A BOSS.
Forgotten at party's.
LIKE A BOSS.
Play some hockey.
LIKE A BOSS.
My own Tim Hortons.
LIKE A BOSS.
Get ignored.
LIKE A BOSS.
Promote pancakes.
LIKE A BOSS.
Try to talk.
LIKE A BOSS.
Not be heard.
LIKE A BOSS.
Swallow sadness.
LIKE A BOSS.
Mistaken for America.
LIKE A BOSS.
Call a sex line.
LIKE A BOSS.
Hang up quickly.
LIKE A BOSS.
Ask politely for a refund.
LIKE A BOSS.
Eat a donut.
LIKE A BOSS.
Beaten up by Cuba.
LIKE A BOSS.
Apologize for not being America.
LIKE A BOSS. Wait, why would you apologize for being me? I'm the hero!
Drink some beer.
LIKE A BOSS.
Shit on America's desk.
LIKE A BOSS. Wait, WHAT?!
Feel bad.
LIKE A BOSS.
Clean it up.
LIKE A BOSS.
Oh maple, I can't believe I freaking did this! Crap!
Finally crack!
LIKE A BOSS.
Puke on America's desk.
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STAHP!
Jump off the CN Tower.
LIKE A BOSS.
Suck a dude's dick.
LIKE A BOSS.
Score some coke.
LIKE A BOSS.
Crash my snowmobile.
LIKE A BOSS.
Suck my own dick.
LIKE A BOSS.
Eat some poutine.
LIKE A BOSS.
Chop my balls off!
LIKE A BOSS?
Black out in the snow.
LIKE A BOSS.
Meet a polar bear.
LIKE A BOSS.
Fuck his brains out.
LIKE A... BOSS?
Turn into a jet.
LIKE A BOSS.
BOMB AMERICA!!!
NO! WHAT THE FUCK?
Crash into the North Pole.
LIKE A BOSS.
Now I'm dead.
LIKE A BOSS.
So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt, eh?
You chop your balls off and DIE.
Hell yeah.
And I think you said something about shitting on my desk???!!!
Uh N-nope!
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did!
N-no! Th-that ain't me!

OK, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't kill me!!!
Who are you?
I'm Canada.
Who?
Your brother fucknugget!
I want a burger.